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Bianca: Barbie at twelve o’clock.

(Source: irishbastards)

Jenna: Let me get this straight, not only did you patch things up with Dave last night, but you also just slaughtered that math test.
Alli: Yes and yes.
Jenna: I’ve been staying at your place for two weeks now. When’s your luck going to start rubbing off on me?
Alli: When you’re as good as me, you don’t need luck.

wesleyshamster:

omg drew

(Source: vanessalengies)

Katie: You’re a shameless homewrecker.
Marisol: That is not true!
Jenna: Yeah, it is.